A chicken and a pig are walking down the road. The chicken says to the pig, "Do you want to open a restaurant with me?" The pig considers the question and replies, "Yes, I'd like that. What do you want to call the restaurant?" The chicken replies, "Ham and Eggs!" The pig stops, pauses and replies, "On a seccond thought, I don't think I want to open a restaurant with you. I'd be commited, but you'd only be involved".